Bonjour, pouvez-vous vivre à Montréal?

[Asher]

Flying in to Montréal late monday night, staying tuesday & wednesday and flying back out wednesday evening. My 12-year run of avoiding French-speaking areas (last was Paris in 1998) has come to a tragic end.

That gives me tuesday evening free.

Is anyone in here living in the Montreal area that wants to keep me entertained? Pole dancing optional.

[MikeH]

You were in Paris during the world cup?

[Asher]

I was only in Paris for 3 days with a school trip. It was not overlapping with the World Cup at the specific time.

[Wezil]

I was in Quebec City during the 1980 Neverendum. That was a hoot.

[Asher]

You were in Paris during the world cup?

Turns out it was 1997.

So it was a 13-year run. That hurts even more.

[MOBIUS]

Unlucky!

[-Jrabbit]

Quick tip: "tessellated" = en mosaïque

"Je préfére mon fromage en mosaïque, s'il vous plaît."

You're welcome.

[Asher]

Thanks -Jrabbit!

[Asher]

Can some French speakers help me here? Am I saying this right?

Je voudrais avoir des relations sexuelles avec vous trois fois ce soir.

Revenir à ma place. Je ne mords pas difficile, à moins que vous voulez.

Non, salope, je suis en haut.

Je ne suis pas vous payer toute somme d'argent.

[MikeH]

Je pensé vous avez eu un ami

Is that French for boyfriend?

[Asher]

I think it says something about friend, I don't see boy in there at all?

[Asher]

Also, would it be poor form for me to say 'Tabarnac!' repeatedly? Or is it offensive, seeing as I'm neither Catholic nor French-Canadian?

[MikeH]

It's the male form of friend though.

Ridiculous language.

[-Jrabbit]

"le rentboy"

[MikeH]

boyfriend

Main Translations

Direct: ami; chum; cavalier; ami; petit

Cavalier!